94 and counting....

Ninety-five more hits to go people...wow it is really going alot slower than I thought it would...Guess I need to start posting more pornographic pictures, or phrases like "Montauk Sea creature" Or Jessica Alba's Cooter bug. But I am above selling myself like that.

Here is a little follow up to the last post's picture of me, looking like a porn star, from when I was like 26. I have a much more recent shot of me from 2 months ago. I was about 4 months pregnant at the time.


I have spent the day in bed because I have recently contracted some sort of intestinal demon, that has had me doubled over in agony, or running for the bathroom every five minutes all day. I am afraid to eat or drink anything in fear that it might come shooting directly out my ass like a barrel over Niagara falls. My ass feels like someone actually lit me on fire. It's lovely, I highly recommend it. Well, I gotta go back to sipping my gatorade, and eating my jello...Jello because it was the only thing that I could think of that sounded like it might actually be mildly pleasant to come rocketing out of my ass at the speed of sound.

So for anyone that wants to go on a quick diet, and lose 10 lbs, let me know. I will come over and lick all your door handles. Hmmm...that sounds a little twisted.