Blogrolling blogschmolling!

What the fuck is wrong with blogrolling? That shit has been fucked for months, I want to update my blogroll and it is broken! I have no idea how what other sites offer that shit, but someone hook me up. I really am too busy/lazy to write the code myself, or really even to google a new one. Or to even write a respectable blog post...so blah.

Other than that, whats up with you fuckers?

My phone takes good pics!!

My pretty girl.

Sleeping Beauty

Haidyn will be 4 weeks old on Friday. I am amazed at how fast this first month flew by. I have been really slacking off on the blog, but what a difference having 2 kids makes. Keeping up with the little one, and the annoying one at the same time is a lot of work. My 4 year old has decided that the arrival of the new baby is his opportunity to see if he can get mommy's head to explode. There are so many examples, but here are a few that stick out the most.

A couple weeks ago, while playing outside in the neighbors backyard, he decided to just drop trow and take a dump right there in the yard. I am still not even amused enough to try and make light of the situation...there is something wrong with that boy. First the peeing in the squirt gun, and now shitting in the neighbors yard...WHY?
Today at lunch, I ordered him a kids pizza off the childrens menu at Chili's....our food gets set down on the table, and the boy grabs the salt and dumps like half the bottle on top of his pizza...wtf...WHY? I made him eat it...I was a little concerned that his heart might explode from the sodium intake, but he made it. He even had the nerve to look over at me and say "Mommy this pizza is really salty"....blood started dripping out of my ears at that point, so I do not remember what happened after that.
His new thing is to repeat "Mommy mommy mommy" over and over again, regardless of what I am doing, or who I am talking to until I acknowledge him. This makes my teeth itch, and usually after about the 11th time he repeats it my response is "WHAT MORGAN"!!! Where he typically proceeds to tell me some tidbit of utter nonsense, of absolutely no consequense whatsoever.

I need a drink.

Finally figured it out.

Haidyn Emillie

Yes we have a baby!

For those that are curious we did go and have a baby. As you can imagine we have had our hands pretty full. I will post all the gory details pretty soon. I am trying to figure out how to blog from my new cell phone to post pics...but clearly I am retarded and I cannot figure out the address that I am supposed to send stuff to.

Clearly I have a brain cloud.

I spelled the babies name wrong on her Christmas stocking....yeah it's that bad.


Soon people.